christmas carols for the disturbed

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 30-Nov-2011 12:25:17

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED ~

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
... 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and... Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 30-Nov-2011 22:25:56

<lol> These are funny.

Bob

Post 3 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 02-Dec-2011 14:15:40

Made me chuckle.

Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 02-Dec-2011 18:35:59

lol those are good

Post 5 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 02-Dec-2011 19:06:14

* for the cokeheads: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Post 6 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 02-Dec-2011 22:45:52

Rofl!

Post 7 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 03-Dec-2011 0:31:27

LOL! Made me lol!

Post 8 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 05-Dec-2011 12:44:10

For nymphomaniacs:
Oh christmas tree...oh yeah!

Post 9 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 05-Dec-2011 14:51:10

hehhee lol.

Post 10 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 05-Dec-2011 23:19:26

rofl.

Post 11 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 08-Dec-2011 15:45:57

I like these. Very funny.